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Do you find yourself dreaming of ways to increase poverty and strife? Have you wondered what the world would be like without sunshine and ponies? Do you, in fact, take candy from babies?

Professor Poverty

H.U.N.G.E.R. Founder and CEO. Professor Poverty at his secret island fortress. Notice the numerous toggles and panels in the background. Any good villain has lots of toggles and panels to work with….for evil!

If you answered yes to any of these questions, but have been frustrated trying to find a place where you belong, than H.U.N.G.E.R. is the organization for you. Founded on the principles of “might makes right” and “everybody wants to rule the world”, H.U.N.G.E.R. has emerged as the world leader in preventing people from having access to food and needed resources!

Whether you’re trying to destroy the Florida orange crop with mutated sea bass, looking to tie the food bank delivery truck driver to a railroad track with piano music in the background or simply undermine those do-gooders, Hallies Heroes, H.U.N.G.E.R. can help you be the best villain you can be and make the most out of your diabolical plans.

And for a limited time, you can help your dear Professor “Steal-A-Need”.  Just click on the button below and your tax deductible contribution will go to help fund the efforts of H.U.N.G.E.R. as we steal the food  from Hallie’s Heroes and those most in need.  We’re actually give you the opportunity to steal candy from a baby! Or more correctly, nutritious healthy food from a baby, but either way, it’s EVIL!  So click the button below and help “Steal-A-Need”!

 

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Frequent Kidnapping Card

Loyalty is important! So make sure you punch your victim’s Frequent Kidnapping Card each time you suspend them over a shark tank or tie them to a railroad track. They’ll earn valuable loyalty points they can redeem for discounts at Target, Starbucks and Old Country Buffet.

 

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